Mood: incredulous
So I'm sitting at my desk this morning when Dave says from across the room that apparently there's a shortage of sperm donors in Southampton. I'm like, don't they pay you for that? Yes he says, up to £250. Excellent, I'm thinking, that's money for old rope. We can send him off to, ahem, donate into a cup every so often and that's next year's holiday paid for. Yay!
Then I read the actual article and it turns out the reason no-one is donating is that some new law has been brought in scrapping donor anonymity. WTF? Who thought that was a good idea? You go off and donate and 16 years later various youths appear on your doorstep calling you daddy. No thanks!
Guess we'll have to pay for our own holiday :-)